Company 125
'ONE'
January 2007 Release

Life as a chicken ain't all it's cracked up to be
Things can get scrambled and end in misery
Because I want Sally and I want Sally's eggs
I want Sally's breasts and I want Sally's legs

Sally Two was a chicken
She was quite like her mum
But Sally Two had deeper brown eyes
And fatter thighs
Jake was a rooster
From a farm not so far away
He had feathers that wouldn't quit
Not bent because he didn't sit
Sally Two was the best in the flock
And Jake was her cock
It was barnyard love at very first peck
Poultry sex
And Sally Two laid an egg the very next day

Life as a chicken ain't all it's cracked up to be
Things can get scrambled and end in misery
Because I want Sally and I want Sally's eggs
I want Sally's breasts and I want Sally's legs

Sally Three was a chicken
She was a bit like her mum
Sally Three had a deep brown eye
And three fat thighs
Jake was a rooster
From about two feet away
He had feathers that wouldn't quit
Not bent because he didn't sit
Sally Three was unique in the flock
And Jake was her cock
It was barnyard love at their second peck
Poultry sex
And Sally Three laid an egg in a couple of days

Life as a chicken ain't all it's cracked up to be
Things can get scrambled and end in misery
Because I want Sally and I want Sally's eggs
I want Sally's breasts and I want Sally's legs

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